A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt
Crowd's gathered outside my home at 3am, and my wife was so worried she called the police, but it was simply jubilant fans congratulating her for marrying a national hero.
Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald
There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
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